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by:
hoaiphuong1983
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ID 14634
Date: 02/24/2007
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Chuyện vui tiếng anh....
Smart woman
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls
for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to
the officer. The officer snaps opens the clutch purse
and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
owner.
Woman: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
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Reply:
evamary
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REF: 90685
Date: 03/01/2007
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minh rat muon moi nguoi giup minh sua lai bai van noi ve cai tet o viet nam.vay cac ban giup minh nhe
Tet holiday
Tet is an important festival in Viet Nam. Before Tet, all people usually went to shopping. They bought flowers: Dao flower or Mai flower. Some people bought food drink and new clothes. The men stay at home paint house. In February 1, many people visit their relatives.
They can go to pagoda, church or temple in February 2. Usually in February 3, they visit our friend or take part in the party. In February 4, they can stay at home play games. During Tet, they usually eat sticky rice cake, they enjoy special meal… Children receive lucky money in Tet from family or from friends of our parent. Inclusion, Tet is the nice custom of Vietnamese people.
cam on cac ban rat nhieu
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Reply:
evamary
member
REF: 90686
Date: 03/01/2007
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hay giup minh sua bai van nay nhe.minh rat chan thanh cam on
Tet holiday
Tet is an important festival in Viet Nam. Before Tet, all people usually went to shopping. They bought flowers: Dao flower or Mai flower. Some people bought food drink and new clothes. The men stay at home paint house. In February 1, many people visit their relatives.
They can go to pagoda, church or temple in February 2. Usually in February 3, they visit our friend or take part in the party. In February 4, they can stay at home play games. During Tet, they usually eat sticky rice cake, they enjoy special meal… Children receive lucky money in Tet from family or from friends of our parent. Inclusion, Tet is the nice custom of Vietnamese people.
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