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heocon
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ID 16070
Date: 09/19/2007
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What Do You Want For Breakfast?
A 7 year-old and his 4 year-old brother are upstairs in their
bedroom. The 7 year-old is explaining that it is about time that
the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds
enthusiastically, the 7 year old says, "When we go downstairs for
breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say 'ass'."
The 4 year-old happily agrees.
As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table,
their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like
to eat for breakfast. The 7 year-old replies,
"Aw hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."
The surprised mother reacts quickly and smacks his rear. WHACK!
The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind.
With a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the
younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"
"I don't know," the 4 year-old blubbers,
"but you can bet your ASS it's not gonna be Cheerios!"
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