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mtbha
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ID 16027
Date: 09/11/2007
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Hello FRIENDS &Nói tiếng Anh
Nói tiếng Anh and Nói tiếng Em
Một đôi vợ chồng mới qua Mỹ được ít lâu , cả hai cải vả nhau đòi ly dị , bỏ bụng mẫm bấy lâu bị vợ lấn lướt nên nói:
-Sugar you you go , sugar me me go!
( Đường cô cô đi, đường tôi tôi đi!)
Cô vợ:
-You think you tasty?
(anh nghĩ anh ngon lắm hả ?)
Anh chồng :
-I love toilet you go go!
( tôi yêu cầu cô đi đi!)
Cô vợ:
-You think you are belly button of dance pole? You live a place monkey cough flamingo crows , clothes house country!
( Anh nghĩ anh là cái rốn của vũ trụ hả ? anh sống nơi khỉ ho cò gáy, đồ nhà quê .)
Anh chồng đáp lại :
-You onion summer three dowm seven up. No enough listen.
( Cô hành hạ tôi ba chìm bảy nổi .Thôi đủ rồi nghe.)
Cô vợ mếu máo:
-Me take you , you poor storn spinach two table hand white!
(Tôi lấy anh , anh nghèo rách mồng tơi , hai bàn tay trắng!)
Anh chồng thấy tội bèn nói :
-You eat criminal so ,no star where, we can do again from first.
(Em ăn gian quá, không sao cả, mình có thể làm lại từ đầu)
Cô vợ nguôi giận:
-I no want salad again!
( em không muốn cải với anh nữa)
(suutam by mtbha)
(¯`·.My♥Blog.·´¯)
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Reply:
bidao
member
REF: 96021
Date: 09/12/2007
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wonderful!U created it yourself or copied from any documents.I read it and laughed a lot .I think that we sometimes can use these sentences in life, it's a fun thing.thanks u much
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Reply:
mtbha
member
REF: 96035
Date: 09/13/2007
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You are welcome
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Reply:
saobangmuaha
member
REF: 96060
Date: 09/15/2007
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you made me laugh a lot ^_*
Sis Hà is good at posting pic, will you teach me? hihiiiiiiii
I like to call you " Mưa trong Bão Hà" ^^. It sounds long but lovely. Do you think so :)?
i saw your blog. But i wish you also used 360 blog.Thatway,i can visit often and have a comment for you...
Best wishes, my sis!
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Reply:
mtbha
member
REF: 96063
Date: 09/15/2007
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Hello saobangmuaha
Call me as you like. I don't care!
Everybody uses 360 blog... I prefer to use something different to make my own blog. If you want comment on my blog you must subscribe on xanga too.
Take care
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Reply:
mtbha
member
REF: 96065
Date: 09/15/2007
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All in the day’s work. Why call center guys are paid so much.....
PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. ...?
TAKE A LOOK:
1) Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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Reply:
mtbha
member
REF: 96066
Date: 09/15/2007
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15) Customer care officer: I need a product identification number right now and may I help u in finding it out?
Cust: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the **** do I find your computer?
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Reply:
mtbha
member
REF: 96094
Date: 09/16/2007
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by saobangmuaha
you made me laugh a lot ^_*
Sis Hà is good at posting pic, will you teach me? hihiiiiiiii
Hello Saobangmuaha
Hello Saobangmuaha!how are you feeling today?
If you want to post pictures I've already shogun it on this website NCD Cliquez ici
To picture, you must take the address of the picture: right click on the picture >Properties< copy and you paste it on a new post < img src=" address of the picture ">
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Reply:
thungsanh
member
REF: 96107
Date: 09/17/2007
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ohh, geat! when i read your story, im very pleasant.
in our life, we sometime use that language. expecially, the group of words: " no star where", it is quite popular.
Now i will learn more words, ill use them to talk with my friend. may be they enjoy what i said.
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Reply:
ngtruong82
member
REF: 96154
Date: 09/20/2007
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Nói đến post hình lên Forum, nhơ' là không nên post hình của bạn đấy, nếu không sẽ...
http://www50.brinkster.com/tuanboy/guianhlenmang.htm
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Reply:
ngtruong82
member
REF: 96156
Date: 09/20/2007
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This is a recycled joke.
But it is still good for another chuckle (=soft laugh).
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious (=extremely funny, cheerful)but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh .....God!!!!
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Reply:
sinnombre
member
REF: 96166
Date: 09/21/2007
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HOMOPHONE!
Just another joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHvFqvd1xg0
Hu's On First?
11/16 2004 - Since Condoleezza Rice, one of President Bush's closest counselors, will be nominated to replace Colin Powell as secretary of state, I thought it appropriate to re-publish this funny piece by James Sherman. (A re-run from 11/19 2002).
We take you now to the Oval Office.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
HOMOPHONE (noun):
One of two or more words, such as night and knight, that are pronounced the same but differ in meaning, origin, and sometimes spelling.
Dictionary definition of homophone
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2007, 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2007. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
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When you meet a worthy person, seek to become his equal.
When you meet a fool, look within and examine yourself. (Confucius)
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Reply:
mtbha
member
REF: 96222
Date: 09/25/2007
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Hello everybody!!!
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Reply:
shadown
member
REF: 98524
Date: 07/01/2008
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You're really good at English
But I'm not good at.....and i want to be an exellent english teacher
teach me
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