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 Post by: ngtruong82
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 ID 15992
 Date: 09/05/2007


A lighthearted joke after a 3-day weekend
profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang    edit -sua doi, thay doi  post reply - goy y kien


Two nuns are tasked to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction from Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"




Note: blind = (adj) mu`, (n) bức mn che, mnh, rm
blind man = người mu` , also người treo mn


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 Reply: cuteteen
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 REF: 95956
 Date: 09/09/2007


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
hahaha...ci ny jống truyện tự thuật of sifu nhỉ...m vậy cũng vui gh..^_^

 
 Reply: pinkpearl
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 REF: 95959
 Date: 09/09/2007


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
Cha' cha' lu rồi mới thấy sifu post threat .
Teen thấy người m v 2 nữ tu sĩ trong tu viện thế no nhỉ? hihihihi LOL
hng bt lần ny c ht như lần trước hong nhĩ (50) reply hhihihi


 
 Reply: cuteteen
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 REF: 95975
 Date: 09/10/2007


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
lần ny sifu hok ra mặt nn im lặng w trời

 
 Reply: hatnang
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 REF: 96067
 Date: 09/15/2007


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai

Chắc Sifu của Cuteten l một trong hai ng thầy tu đ ... hi`hi`.

Here is another story about a man wanna be a monk.

A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.
The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."
The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"Food cold!" the man replied.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
"Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said the man.
"Well, the head monk replied, I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"

Chc mọi người cuối tuần "happy".

hatnang


 
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