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ngtruong82
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ID 15992
Date: 09/05/2007
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A lighthearted joke after a 3-day weekend
Two nuns are tasked to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction from Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"
Note: blind = (adj) mu`, (n) bức màn che, mành, rèm
blind man = người mu` , also người treo màn
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Reply:
cuteteen
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REF: 95956
Date: 09/09/2007
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hahaha...cái này jống truyện tự thuật of sifu nhỉ...mù vậy cũng vui ghê..^_^
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Reply:
pinkpearl
member
REF: 95959
Date: 09/09/2007
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Cha' cha' lâu rồi mới thấy sifu post threat .
Teen thấy người mù và 2 nữ tu sĩ trong tu viện thế nào nhỉ? hihihihi LOL
hõng bít lần này có hít như lần trước hong nhĩ (50) reply hhihihi
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Reply:
cuteteen
member
REF: 95975
Date: 09/10/2007
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lần này sifu hok ra mặt nên im lặng wá trời
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Reply:
hatnang
member
REF: 96067
Date: 09/15/2007
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Chắc Sifu của Cuteten là một trong hai ông thầy tu đó ... hi`hi`.
Here is another story about a man wanna be a monk.
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.
The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."
The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"Food cold!" the man replied.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
"Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said the man.
"Well, the head monk replied, I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"
Chúc mọi người cuối tuần "happy".
hatnang
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