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by:
heocon
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ID 14285
Date: 12/22/2006
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Things Girls Wish Guys Knew
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty; get over it.
5. You don't have PMS; don't even act like you know what it's like.
6. If you talk about having a big one; we know you don't.
7. Size really does matter.
8. We don't like it when you *act* like Mr. Big; we like it when you *are* Mr.Big.
9. A stereo system in your car only impresses your buddies.
10. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
11. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
12. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
16. We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
18. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
19. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
20. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
21. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it??
22. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
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Reply:
hoangphuong
member
REF: 89374
Date: 12/26/2006
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hi everybody! minh con rat yeu khi dich anh viet va nguoc lai vay ban nao co the chi minh lam sao de dich cau cho dung k? va VIP viet tat cua 3 chu gi co phai very importance peson khong?
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Reply:
onlyhung247
member
REF: 89694
Date: 01/09/2007
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có bạn nào dịch dùm mình mấy câu trên được không
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Reply:
hoaiphuong1983
member
REF: 89768
Date: 01/11/2007
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hi!DUNG CHE MINH DICH NHE!
Nhung ai co y tot thi gop y them nha!
Nhung dieu cac co gai mong uoc o cac chang trai la:
1.Dung bao gio noi doi chung minh,vi chung minh luon tim ra duoc day...
2.chung minh ko co hung thu de noi dieu xau xa ve ban!cung giong nhu nhung dieu ban thich thu nghe ...
3.dung noi ban khong hieu khi ban thuc hien
4.nhung thieu nu xinh xan"get over it"
5.ban co PMS,khong hanh dong cong bang nhu ban biet no thich cai gi...
7.Kich thuoc that su khong thanh van de gi ca
8.chung minh khong thich no khi ban hanh dong giong nhu Ong Big,nhung chung minh lai muon no khi ban la Ong Big
10.Khong thanh van de khi ban noi dieu gi...Ban gai cua ban la mot cai Cuoc ...
11.neu ban da lam mot dieu gi do sai hoac khong ,thi cung nen to ra hoi han mot chut...
12.chung minh la nhung nguoi co y thuc bam sinh"chung toi khong the giup no"
13.Thoi trang cua canh sat lam viec thi luon ton tai
14.chung minh tuyet doi ko so dieu gi ve nhung chiec xe khong lo,he thong xe hoi,cuc son to dung,hoac bat cu dieu gi khac,ban va nhung ng\ ban cua ban noi ve no.
16.chung minh khong co cao long chan moi ngay dau"get ever it"
17.xin dung danh cuoc ve chung toi,vi chung toi co the doan ra duoc dieu do...
18.chac chan ban nghi no se khien ban bot cam giac buon non,hon the nua...hoac phat ra mui la la tu co the ban" mac du khong phai nhu the"
19.no thi ko tram tinh nhu nhung ten lua....
20.chung minh se luon nghi rang chung minh nhanh nhen,do su hom hinh,hai huoc, cua chung minh va noi voi chung toi"chung toi khong nhu vay"
21 hau het dieu quan trong chung minh luon dung,do vay dung quen dieu do nhe!
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Reply:
nhatphi
member
REF: 91482
Date: 04/21/2007
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VIp la viet tat cua Very Impolite Person do ban ... he he
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