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Tán dóc, truyện cười >> Laugh toghether
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hatrang
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ID 14042
Date: 11/15/2006
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Laugh toghether
A man got into a train and found himself sitting opposite a woman who seemed to be about thirty – five years ago. Soon they began talking to each other, and he said to her, “ Do you have a family?”
“Yes,I have one soon”, the woman answered.
“Oh, really?” said the man. “ Does he smoke?”
“ No he’s never touched a cigarette,” the woman replied.
“ That’ s good”, the man continued. “ I don’t smoke either. Tobacco is verry bad for one’s health. And does your son drink wine?”
“Oh, no,” the woman answered at one, “ he’s never drunk a drop of it.”
“ Then I congratulate you, ma’am,” the man said. “ And does he never come home late at night?”
“ No, never,” his neighbor answered. “ He goes to bed immediately after dinner every night.”
“ Well.” The man said, “ he’s a wise young man. How old is he?”
“ He’s six months old today,” the woman replied proudly. /
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butterfly3888
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REF: 88671
Date: 11/16/2006
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Hi hatrang!!
Minh cung co another truyen cuoi
'Me neither'
Bob and Joe sat next to each other taking a test. When they
finished, the teacher called them up to the front of the room and said, "Boys, I will have to give both of you a zero on this test"
"W-why?" they wanted to know, though Joe was shifting uncomfortably.
She said, "Your answers were too nearly alike. One of you cheated and the other one let him do it."
"What makes you think we cheated?" Bob asked. "That could
have been a coincidence."
The teacher said, "I might have believed that if it wasn't for the fact that when you came to question #10, Bob wrote in 'I don't know' for the answer, and you, Joe, put 'Me neither'!"
Oh, baby
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies)
"Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled...isn't she adorable?"
Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."
Father: "I was talking about the nurse."
Friend: ??? !!!
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