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heocon
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ID 13943
Date: 10/25/2006
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Music Jokes
Why did they say that the pianist had fingers like lightning?
--They never struck the same place twice.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an Army base?
--A flat Major.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
--A flat Minor.
How many organists does it take to change a lightbulb?
--Two. One to change the bulb, and one to complain that the switch doesn't have any combination pistons.
Why doesn't heaven have a pipe organ?
--Because they needed the keys in hell to make accordions.
How can you tell if there is a synth player at your door?
--You think you hear him knocking but you're not quite sure.
Why are bad drummers better than drum machines?
--You don't have to plug 'em in to get something stiff, mechanical and uninspired
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