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heocon
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ID 13865
Date: 10/16/2006
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Joke of a day
A man walks into the Guinness World Records office and says he thinks he has set a new record.
"I've completed this 200 piece jigsaw puzzle," the man boasts, "and it only took me 18 months!"
The Guinness representative says, "How on earth is that a world record?"
The man replies, "It said on the box 3 to 5 years!"
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heocon
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REF: 88826
Date: 11/27/2006
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Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!"
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