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 Post by: heocon
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 ID 13759
 Date: 09/22/2006


Definition of Kiss
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Definition of Kiss

Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing

Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips

Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria

Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.

@Words:
demand -- nhu cầu
expansion -- mở rộng
interchange -- trao đổi lẫn nhau
salivary -- nước bọt
juxtaposition -- kề nhau
infectious -- lây nhiễm
antiseptic -- khử trùng
persecution -- ngược đãi
ecstasy -- mê ly
homage -- tôn kính


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 Reply: haianh
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 REF: 88137
 Date: 10/03/2006


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really , I am sorry because I have never Kissed so I can't comment it

 
 Reply: wendy
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 REF: 88361
 Date: 10/21/2006


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
kiss me too i never kiss, but let me try it, maybe that is the definition of kiss

kiss is when they love each other they want to kiss


 
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