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Date: 09/19/2006
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Children's Tips on Love
What is the correct age to get married?
"84, Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8)
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife" (Tom, 5)
What do most people do on a date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 10)
When is it okay to kiss someone?
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
The Great Debate: Is it better to be single or married?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them" (Lynette, 9)
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
Concerning why love happens between two people
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)
On what falling in love is like
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)
On the role of good looks in love
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."(Gary, 7)
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)
Concerning why lovers often hold hands
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)
Confidential opinions about love
"I'm in favour of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Sesame Street' is on television." (Anita, 6)
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
Some sure fire ways to make a person fall in love with you:
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)
How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?
"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are... on fire." (Christine, 9)
What most people are thinking when they say, "I love you."
"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)
How a person might learn to kiss:
"It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)
When is it okay to kiss someone?
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you... That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
How to make love last:
"Don't forget your wife's name...that will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy, 8)
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