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heocon
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ID 13666
Date: 09/15/2006
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Jokes
This guy walks into a bar and sees this older couple who looks very happy. He asks the bartender why they are so happy, and he says he doesn't know.
The bartender asked the couple if they want anything to drink and they said yes. Then the bartender asks, "Why are you guys so happy?"
The older couple says "We just finished a puzzle. It took us 3 years!!!"
"3 years!!!" the bartender said "It doesn't take that long to do a puzzle."
"Oh yes it does" said the couple " It said so right on the box 2 to 3 years.
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heocon
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REF: 88051
Date: 09/17/2006
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A mother skunk was always in a panic because she couldn't keep track of her two tiny ones. One was named Out and the other In. When Out was in, In was out. One day she saw Out but couldn't find In. She told Out to go out and bring In in. In about twenty seconds, Out brought In in. Surprised, the mother skunk asked, "How did you find him so fast?" The tiny skunk answered, "It was easy. In stinct!"
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heocon
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REF: 88054
Date: 09/18/2006
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People often enjoy joking about love and marriage.
Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Here's another joke about marriage.
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Now let's listen to a couple of riddles about marriage.
Here's the first one.
Q: Why are men with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.
Here's another riddle.
Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
I'll end today's podcast with a humorous proverb-like saying.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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