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 Post by: manhphu
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 ID 16739
 Date: 01/21/2008


Is English easy ? -- Very funny
profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang    edit -sua doi, thay doi  post reply - goy y kien
Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

George: Condi! Nice to see you What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

George: Great . Let's hear it.

Condi: Hu(who)is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu(who).

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu(who).

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu(who).

George: The Chinese?

Condi: Hu(who)is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu(who)is leading China.

George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's whose(Hu's) name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me who(Hu)is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir(Yassir).

George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who(Hu)is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir(Yassir).

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who(Hu)is?

Condi: Yes, sir(Yassir).

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of
the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.

Condi: Kofi(coffee)?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi(coffee)?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi(coffee).

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir(Yassir).

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi(coffee)?

George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: Call who(Hu)?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir(Yassir).

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!

Condi: Kofi(coffee)?

George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.




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 Reply: sinnombre
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 REF: 97803
 Date: 01/21/2008


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
11/16 2004 - Since Condoleezza Rice, one of President Bush's closest counselors, will be nominated to replace Colin Powell as secretary of state, I thought it appropriate to re-publish this funny piece by James Sherman. (A re-run from 11/19 2002).


We take you now to the Oval Office.






Ring ring ring

Receptionist: Mr. President, Condoleezza Rice is here to see you.

President George Bush: Good, send her in.

Receptionist: Yes sir!

Condi: Good morning, Mr. President!

George: Oh Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Condi, you're starting to "piss" me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi Annan?

George: No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that "ebonics" crap.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?


 
 Reply: sinnombre
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 REF: 97804
 Date: 01/21/2008


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
Is English easy? -- Very funny!



TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".


BETH: I is...........


TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is".


BETH: All right......... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



 
 Reply: ngoin
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 REF: 97805
 Date: 01/21/2008


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
hihi..lol

 
 Reply: oaoaoa
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 REF: 98498
 Date: 06/22/2008


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
H H, It is very funny! :D Thank Mạnh Ph.

 
 Reply: oaoaoa
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 REF: 98499
 Date: 06/22/2008


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
H H, It is very funny! :D Thank Mạnh Ph.

 
 Reply: alman
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 REF: 100477
 Date: 04/08/2011


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
lot of clip to make fun of our leader. it's very funny even i saw George Bush first time on clip.


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