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sinnombre
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REF: 97803 Date: 01/21/2008
11/16 2004 - Since Condoleezza Rice, one of President Bush's closest counselors, will be nominated to replace Colin Powell as secretary of state, I thought it appropriate to re-publish this funny piece by James Sherman. (A re-run from 11/19 2002).
We take you now to the Oval Office.
Ring ring ring
Receptionist: Mr. President, Condoleezza Rice is here to see you.
President George Bush: Good, send her in.
Receptionist: Yes sir!
Condi: Good morning, Mr. President!
George: Oh Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Condi, you're starting to "piss" me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi Annan?
George: No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that "ebonics" crap.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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sinnombre
member
REF: 97804 Date: 01/21/2008
Is English easy? -- Very funny!
TEACHER:Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BETH:I is...........
TEACHER:No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is".
BETH:All right......... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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ngoin
member
REF: 97805 Date: 01/21/2008
hihi..lol
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oaoaoa
member
REF: 98498 Date: 06/22/2008
Hô Hô, It is very funny! :D Thank Mạnh Phú.
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oaoaoa
member
REF: 98499 Date: 06/22/2008
Hô Hô, It is very funny! :D Thank Mạnh Phú.
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alman
member
REF: 100477 Date: 04/08/2011
lot of clip to make fun of our leader. it's very funny even i saw George Bush first time on clip.
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