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ID 15348
Date: 06/11/2007
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Joke of the Day
An adolescent daughter asks her mother, "Mom, we've been studying sex education and childbirth in school, and I'm kind of worried about the whole thing. I mean, is it terribly painful to have a baby?"
"Well," her mother replies "I'll give you an idea of how painful it is and you can judge for yourself: put your top lip between your teeth and bite down like you're chewing on a piece of gum..."
The daughter complies, and a moment later she announces, "Oh, well that's not too bad."
"...Okay, now,"continues her mother "pull your lower lip all the way over the back of your head like a shower cap!"
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Date: 06/28/2007
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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".
"Why, does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man. The owner says, "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer".
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Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot and is told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?"
To which the owner replies, "To be honest I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!"
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Date: 08/29/2007
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