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heocon
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ID 13717
Date: 09/19/2006
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Some Funny Questions
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why do blacklights look purple?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
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trangusa
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REF: 88088
Date: 09/22/2006
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The sketekon tell with his girlfriend, i love everybone on your body...
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Reply:
heocon
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REF: 88094
Date: 09/25/2006
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Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
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