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 Post by: namthao
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 ID 15262
 Date: 06/03/2007


Badluck
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Cho cc bạn, dưới đy l cu chuyện vui ti copy lại từ một trang website khc. Hy vọng cc bạn enjoy it. Đặc biệt cho cc "lady" kể cả người ti quen If you were a wife in this story, what would you do? ni trước cho bọn đn ng chng ti biết đưng "escape".
chn thnh cm ơn


Sam: Hey, Henry, how's everything going, and what's with the flowers?

Henry: They're for my wife.

Sam: Oh, a wedding anniversary or something?

Henry: To tell the truth, it couldn't be worse. You see, I have to pick my wife up from the airport this evening, but while she was gone, there were a few minor mishaps.

Sam: Oh really? What happened?

Henry: Well, I had some of the guys over Friday night to watch a basketball game on TV, but one of them got all excited, and started horsing around, waving his arms, and he accidently knocked over my wife's 250-year old Chinese porcelain vase given to her [Oh no!], given to her by her grandmother, and broke it beyond repair.

Sam: Man, have you tried . . .

Henry: . . . super glue? Yeah, but she would be able to tell in a second I was trying to pull something over her eyes
Sam: Oh, wow. You're in hot water now.

Henry: If it had only been that.

Sam: Oh, there's more?

Henry: Yeah, you see, the water from the vase spilled all over the manuscript of a book my wife has been writing for the past two years. It blurred the ink over many of the pages. And so one of the guys had the bright idea of drying the pages by the fire while we watched, uh, the rest game, but a spark from the fire must have blown out and burned the manuscript to a crisp.

Sam: But what about an electronic file copy? Had one, didn't she?

Henry: Well, actually, her computer crashed the day before while I was playing some computer games, and I haven't been able to get it to work since.

Sam: Man, are you in trouble now. You're going to have a hard time digging yourself out of this one. Ah, so I get it now. You're buying the flowers for her as a part of some kind of peace offering, right?

Henry: No, not at all. They're for my funeral.


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 Reply: cuteteen
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 REF: 92869
 Date: 06/03/2007


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
the wife should behave as nothing has happened, thanks her husband for the nice flower... then wait until her husband go for a trip, invite all her best friends over for a party, and do the same thing (find his most precious thing) as his buddies did...ahahaha

 
 Reply: namthao
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 REF: 92876
 Date: 06/04/2007


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
Dear Cuteteen,
Thank you for a greatest idea that you offered to this story, and I also thank for your offering me a chance to learn about your honest and kind personality.
In this story, It was poor for the husband. He was scared his wife to death. A fact, whatever happened, all things were just accidents. The husband never did any thing wrong or betrayed to his wife. Inviting his friends coming to his house and watching basketball game on TV, it was a normal activity life in our society. Unfortunately, I felt so sorry for a wife who would be going to look a chance to do something back, it never happens. You know why? because whenever and wherever a husband goes, he would bring his wife go with him to share the happiness or worse, so I am afraid his wife will ever have a chance to stay home and messes something.
Sorry lady,


 
 Reply: cuteteen
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 REF: 92878
 Date: 06/04/2007


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9 ng` 10 y'

 
 Reply: namthao
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 REF: 92882
 Date: 06/04/2007


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
Dear pretty,
please give me your opinion. If you had a husband whom would bring you wherever, would you go with him?
yes, no, maybe, or else . . . Please give more details (practice English please).


 
 Reply: cuteteen
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 REF: 92883
 Date: 06/04/2007


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
of course
because he is my husband and i love my husband so much so i can go with him everywhere
perhasp those trips can make me and my husband nicer to each other!


 
 Reply: namthao
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 REF: 92886
 Date: 06/04/2007


  profile - trang ca nhan  posts - bai da dang  edit - sua bai, thay doi   post reply - goy y kien, dang bai
Goodluck and have a nice trip lady, but you know what? of course, there is a man who would be standing at an airport with a bundle of flowers in his hand waiting for you. I do not know what happens to him. A fact, he would not have an opportunity or a lucky guy to messes any of your stuffs. Do you know what his bundle of flowers for?

 
 Reply: cuteteen
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 REF: 92890
 Date: 06/04/2007


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for me, ok? ^_*

 
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